knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
I think I have been waiting for this gif set my entire life and I didn’t even know it.
The last gif is the exact human representation of the “The More You Know” graphic
My boyfriend gave Murphy and I a little photoshoot during our daily yoga practice :)
Wait so I guess those fluffy cows are called goretska show steers?
OMg just look at these cuties
JUST LOOK AT THEM
hOW DO THESE CUTE THINGS EVeNEN EXIST
i think they look good
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
what happens when a mailman loses a letter?
he becomes a mailma rofl
*Throws tomatoes at you*
what’s the opposite of tomatoes?
get off the stage
what do you call a really old stage?
it took me a second and then